And ~day-dreamer-101 (https://www.deviantart.com/day-dreamer-101) but mostly with the chicken.
Mariah: I found a piece of chicken.
Justyne: Random
Mariah: It speaks to my taste buds.
Justyne: xD
Mariah: It says "Screw you, you carnivore. If you're Dad hadn't cooked me so well, I'd give you salmonella"
Justyne: xD wooow
Mariah: You know you thought that was hilarious. XD
Justyne: xD I guess you'll never know
Mariah: Well I know you're not disturbed (at least not too much) because you're still talking to me. XD
Justyne: lol I guess that's true xD
Mariah: Chicken says, "If I cannot make you sick, then I shall toughen myself and hurt your tender wisdom teeth. Eat them tissue